Thursday, February 21, 2008

GAY EARTHQUAKES

This story from the BBC gives a hint, which for me just confirms, the utter confusion of...yep you guessed it..... 'deeply religious' people.

Seems we have a very long way to go before some people get their heads around the fact that earthquakes are caused by...er....physical things as opposed to sky-daddy things!

Israeli MP blames quakes on gays

An Israeli MP has blamed parliament's tolerance of gays for earthquakes that have rocked the Holy Land recently.

Shlomo Benizri, of the ultra-Orthodox Jewish Shas Party, said the tremors had been caused by lawmaking that gave "legitimacy to sodomy".

Israel decriminalised homosexuality in 1988 and has since passed several laws recognising gay rights.

Two earthquakes shook the region last week and a further four struck in November and December.

Adoption

Mr Benizri made his comments while addressing a committee of the Israeli parliament, or Knesset, about the country's readiness for earthquakes.

He called on lawmakers to stop "passing legislation on how to encourage homosexual activity in the state of Israel, which anyway brings about earthquakes".

Israeli court rulings in recent years have granted inheritance rights to gay couples and recognised same-sex marriages performed abroad.

Last week, Israel's attorney general ruled same-sex couples could adopt.

10 comments:

Poodles said...

*Head desk*

Fiery said...

AH-OOOOOOGAH
AH-OOOOOOGAH

Moron Alert
Moron Alert

*sigh*

Yeah because two blokes who like to play hide the salaami can effect the weather of an entire region.

Imagine the untold power gay people have. They could travel around in huge boat convoys. Holding an entire coastline hostage with threats of boinking just off shore of noncompliant countries who refuse to pay them to abstain.

What an opportunity!!!!

Thump Thump Eyes said...

Poodles and Fiery,
Cant believe how uneducated these people are and this Shlomo is an MP, that is so scary...almost feel sorry for them, almost, they're just mushrooms....keep them in the dark and feed em bullshit!

I laughed out loud at the mental picture of convoys of fun-loving-dancing-and-bonking-gays threatening the uncomplient countries...such power...maybe they could be directed to weigh into (should I say sail into) the climate debate...bwahaaaa

Poodles said...

Imagine that...who knew the real WMD'S were the gays?

Sean the Blogonaut F.C.D. said...

Careful or Bush may want to nuke San Francisco - brings a whole new meaning to the euphemism of Scud Missle

Fiery said...

That, Sean, is precisely the emergency backup plan for protecting California from the big quake that is going to sink them into the ocean. The annihilation of San Francisco offered up in attonement to an angry god.

Thump Thump Eyes said...

Poodles, Sean and Fiery,
I laughed heartily at your comments :-haha)

I think Schlomo and his fellow followers must spend their days 'quaking' in their boots.

There are a lot of earthquakes each day around the world, so their imagination must be constantly religiously contemplating all the sodomising those boys are doing to cause them!

What must it do to their heads?!!

Apparently....the Shas party says the Gemara, a book of rabbinical commentaries, notes that the reason earthquakes happen is because of the act of sodomy...and I quote...

"God says you shake your genitals where you are not supposed to, and I will shake my world in order to wake you up"

oh oh serious *head-desk* call!

T&A said...

Oh brother... How is it possible in the 21st century that people actually believe this? Unbelievable...

Fiery said...

Tag!!! You're it!!! :D

If you get a chance! :)

Thump Thump Eyes said...

T&A
Its called serious brainwashing!

Fiery
Thanks matey, I'll give it a go in my spare time :-D